I’m a 30 year old Millennial who grew up typing away late at night about the minutia and pain of adolescence on Xanga, who secretly thought she might actually have talent because she made B’s in A.P. English without even trying.

Making my very loosely dreamt dreams come true in sexy Santa Fe with my sweet, pot-bellied son Catrick Swayze, more often referred to as Cray, short for Crazy. Like his mom.

This is where I rediscover creativity and experiment with telling my stories. My hope is that you find something amusing here. It’s okay if you don’t. At least one of us had fun.