I’m a 30 year old Millennial who grew up typing away late at night about the minutia and pain of adolescence on Xanga, who secretly thought she might actually have talent because she made B’s in A.P. English without even trying.

Making my very loosely dreamt dreams come true in sexy Santa Fe with my sweet, pot-bellied son Catrick Swayze, more often referred to as Cray, short for Crazy. Like his mom. Texas born, Okie raised.